[on a scale from wit to whimsy: LOL]
We’re not sure what Steve will get when he orders his hamburger. But, by the looks of it, he might be best suited to eat it through a straw.
Funny French Pink Panther video with Steve Martin.
3Funny pictures. Funny poems. Funny cats. New York, USA.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: LOL]
We’re not sure what Steve will get when he orders his hamburger. But, by the looks of it, he might be best suited to eat it through a straw.
Funny French Pink Panther video with Steve Martin.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Punny]
Poor, dear Loki. It’s rough being a god. With or without a purpose. Or a porpoise, as the case may be.
Loki Humor Poster via Facebook Thor. HT Sara Barkat.
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On how to write funny, live seriously, and love life. A great interview with John Cleese at Harvard Business Review:
In your career you’ve had periods of close collaboration with other creatives and periods of very focused individual expression. Do you work better alone or with partners?
It depends on the subject matter. I’m writing my autobiography now, and I don’t think there’s any point at all in doing that with anyone else. But traditionally, comedy writers have worked in pairs, and I like that. I do believe that when you collaborate with someone else on something creative, you get to places that you would never get to on your own. The way an idea builds as it careens back and forth between good writers is so unpredictable. Sometimes it depends on people misunderstanding each other, and that’s why I don’t think there’s any such thing as a mistake in the creative process. You never know where it might lead…
read all of Life’s Work: John Cleese
Photo by That Guy Who’s Going Places, Creative Commons, via Flickr.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Tongue in Cheek]
Sometimes a serious article is just too good to pass up for humorous opportunity. So it was for the fated Movie Date Night Can Double as Therapy, which Maureen Doallas read in the New York Times.
Says the article, “A fascinating new study shows that sappy relationship movies made in Hollywood can actually help strengthen relationships in the real world.”
Sappy relationship movies, supposedly strengthening relationships, can also make grist for real love humor poems.
Reel to Real: Study in Contrasts
He never wanted to be with me
at a chick flick. And I have to say,
I had some opinions on bromances
myself. So, we shook hands, agreed
It’s Complicated, this trying to bond
over the other’s rotten taste. I can
see Terms of Endearment any time;
he can meet the guys for Superbad.
If I had to watch that, I told him,
I’d just wanna go to the rooftops
and scream. Later, I dutifully noted
in my old Notebook that I’d hoped
he’d get over his love of Swingers.
If I can give up Steel Magnolias,
the least he can do is not replay
Shaun of the Dead. We could make
a Love Story all our own, I hinted.
He wouldn’t take that bait, even
after I showed him the University
of Rochester study about the role
of relationship movies being just
as effective as any couples therapy.
Neither of us would have to be in
a control group. He sniffed, claimed
he’d rather be Sleepless in Seattle
than discuss the implications
of Date Night or the highs and lows
of When Harry Met Sally. Still, he
didn’t laugh when he said he might
imagine me in She’s Having My Baby.
Me, Working Girl, that I am? He’s either
Clueless or snarfed too much Mystic Pizza.
Poem by Maureen Doallas.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Tongue in Cheek]
It seems that it’s no longer enough to be an exotic tropical fruit. Higher education is now in order. The pineapples appear to be on the cutting edge, as the first fruits to seek MFA degrees.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Adorably Funny]
Misha Collins and his toddler West know how to cook fast. If your plumb line is decades, that is.
HT for funny video: Sonia Joie
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Funny, Caricature]
I don’t know. The resemblance is striking.
(It’s okay. Schwarzie can take the tease. 🙂 )
Celebrity Humor compliments of juxtaposition. Cat photo by Claire Burge. Used with permission.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Satire]
‘Tis the season to receive college direct mail. Oh my.
I can’t keep up with the letters that are pouring in for my older daughter. She stopped opening the mail after the first paper cut and a good deal of satirical attitude about the flattery. “An outstanding student like you.” “Such talent.” “You are destined for greatness.”
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She’s not buying it.
As the parental unit of the house, I have been quite amused and, consequently, couldn’t resist taking up my own chance to write a direct mail piece from my favorite love-not-to-love social media company. Without further adieu, Facebook Wants You in its SAP:
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Dear Blogger or Business Owner:
We have run some tests and found you to be a person of outstanding hope and resilience. We’ve noticed that such qualities make for the ideal participant in SAP (our world-class Status Achievement Program).
If you join SAP, you can achieve new lows in your internet reach—leading you to prized professional qualities like loneliness, depression, and despair.
As a bonus, you will be invited to join our global SAP dance team, led by our infamous Public Relations dance instructors.
We understand that Twitter and Google+ are making a bid for your time and money. But we know SAP will promise greater low returns. And THIS will allow you to use your outstanding hope and resilience.
So, join us today. We can’t wait to give you the opportunity to use your hope and resilience in previously unparalleled ways. What could possibly be more rewarding?
Your Biggest Friend,
The Facebookie Team
P.S. Not convinced? We’ve done the math and observed the important trends noted on the chart below. Read it now. Don’t delay. We’re absolutely convinced you’ll see the benefits of being a SAP participant. Share more today!!
Sign photo at post top, Banalities, Creative commons, via Flickr.
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Maybe you think you don’t have a funny bone in your body. Or you see others who clearly have a “talent” to write funny. Perhaps you’ve been making your way in lyrical prose, journalism, book reviews. You have no need to write funny, right?
To choose to write funny is to choose a challenge. There’s a reason the Greeks elevated comedy above tragedy: they knew it was easier to write drama than to write comedy.
Granted, it seems that some people are naturally funny. Somehow, they see the world upside down, inside out, or through a glass rippled. But to write funny and funnier is also about acquiring a broad base of skills and a range of techniques (just check out the breadth of our Humor Scale… which is, itself, by no means complete).
While all writing can benefit from revision, writers can get to the place where they require little of it to pull off a well-crafted piece. It’s easy to slip into sedentary status.
To revise is to exercise. It requires an increase in knowledge, language facility, and technique. And then it requires focused application of these elements. (I bet you dollars to donuts that Garrison Keillor is still thinking of ways to write funnier).
Writing funny often requires multiple revisions to really work a piece. Lift those juxtapositions! One more twist. Another turn. Flip something on its head. Cut, cut, cut (upper cut!). The harder you revise, the funnier you can make a piece.
There is nothing quite like trying to write funny and knowing that if you don’t nail it, you haven’t… nailed it. (Tight rope walking might be a comparable activity.)
While failed tragedy forgives (for the most part), failed comedy strikes the writer’s heart. If you’ve cultivated a cushy writing life, it might be time to get courageous and up the writing ante. (Sure, bring along a safety net of encouraging friends or chocolate truffles for the adventure.)
I can’t remember the last time (or any time, for that matter), that I felt compelled to consult my kids for writing advice.
But when I wrote the punny satire Facebook Executive Psychologist Triage Meeting, I decided to sit down with my sixteen year old, who gave me some expert advice on how to write funny.
(Any continued advice on this point would be welcomed, especially since puns are extremely difficult to pull off in a culture that does not appreciate the fine points of punning. For while “the Roman orators Cicero and Quintilian believed that ‘paronomasia’, the Greek term for punning, was a sign of intellectual suppleness and rhetorical skill, modern English culture is often less… forgiving of a supple punchline.)
Watching Carol Burnett recently, I was struck that she’s still with us, still doing her funny business. In fact, I momentarily wished I was a social scientist, positioned to do a comparative longitudinal study on comedian longevity versus rock star longevity.
There might be no longevity correlation whatsoever, between the focus on comedy as opposed to the focus on drama, but at least one man received an honorary doctorate for discovering humor’s power to preserve.
If you’re not ready to (publicly) write funny yet, why not begin by laughing? Take the 1,000 Laughs challenge. Or pretend you are a penguin in the polar vortex. That will get you thinking on opposite poles.
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Photo by Bert Dickerson, Creative Commons, via Flickr.
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Why bother to give humor a serious place in your life?
Ask Norman Cousins.
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Excerpt from Chapter 1 of Anatomy of an Illness
This book is about a serious illness that occurred in 1964. I was reluctant to write about it for years because I was fearful of creating false hopes in others who were similarly afflicted. Moreover, I knew that a single case has small standing in the annals of medical research, having little more than “anecdotal” or “testimonial” value. However, references to the illness surfaced from time to time in the general and medical press. People wrote to ask whether it was true that I “laughed” my way out of a crippling disease that doctors believed to be irreversible. In view of those questions, I thought it useful to provide a fuller account…
Check out Anatomy of an Illness, by Norman Cousins. Or read more on Norman Cousins at Wikipedia.
And regardless of whether you believe you can fully cure yourself of *a serious illness* by laughing, there is still the old wisdom: Laughter is the best medicine.
Photo by apdk, Creative Commons, via Flickr.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Accidental, sweetly Funny]
The Polar Vortex is getting everybody down.
Even the poor little penguins. 🙂
Funny penguins video HT: Maureen Doallas
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Funny]
She loves him, she loves him, she loves him. For his caffeine and his generous foam.
Taylor the Latte Boy Song by Marcy Heisler and Zina Goldrich. Sung by Kristin Chenoweth. Photo by Wickerfurniture, Creative commons via Flickr.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Funny]
Well, have you?
Give it go. (And don’t stop until you find your chuckle. It’s hiding around here somewhere.)
Source So Much Pun, HT to Jody Ohlsen Collins.
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[on a scale from wit to whimsy: Punny, Satire, Drum-Cymbal]
Dr. Marz: Facebook Shares are down.
Dr. Sher: You’re telling me. I’m going to have to sell my helicopter and the diamond collar I bought my cat.
Dr. Marz: [rolls eyes] No, no, no. SHARES are down. People are leaving in droves. And the people who are sticking around aren’t sharing at virile post levels. They’re useless to the bottom line.
Dr. Sher: Damn. I guess we took that Share-Throttling to Increase Advertising Spending program just a little too far.
Dr. Marz: We better act fast.
Dr. Sher: I know how to act. I took some improv classes during my residency. Thought it would make me more creative in dealing with my worst psychiatric couch potatoes.
Dr. Marz: I think you’re our woman then. What’s the plan? How can we get these potatoes off the couch and back into the oven?
Dr. Sher: I recommend a 3-step plan:
A. Let’s jack up their “this post was seen by” numbers bit by tiny bit, over the course of a two-week period, to start changing their results without them knowing it
2. Around week two, let’s send out extra emails to Page Owners that say, “Your page had activity today.” That will encourage them to go look at their pages and see—voilà—that for the first time in about a year, their page has had activity!
B. We should announce that we’ve “noticed” that when people see more status updates, they write more status updates (this is vital information for the Page Managers!). And, while we’re at it, we should note that they’ve been doing it wrong and give them a brand new (ha!:) option for sharing called “link share.” Perfect hot coals approach!
Dr. Marz: Listen, Dr. Sher… that’s one step and two letters. This is never going to work.
Dr. Sher: Leave it to me.
Dr. Marz: You were the one who got us into this fix.
Dr. Sher: [slaps hand on table]. Bet!
Dr. Marz: Bet what?
Dr. Sher: Bet the diamond-studded cat collar this plan will work.
Dr. Marz: You’re on.
Dr. Sher: [smiles and gives a thumbs up]
Dr. Marz: Hey, wait a minute. Did you already sell the damned cat collar? What do you think I am? Half-baked?
Dr. Sher: [laughs out loud] You have no choice, Dr. Marz. It’s this, or we’re both fried!
Photo by Enokson, Creative Commons, via Flickr.
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