[on a scale of wit to whimsy: Tongue-in-Cheek]
There is one teeny indelicate word on this snarky-funny infographic that teaches you how to write (or not) a sonnet: The Art of a Quatrain Wreck.
Consider the teeny indelicate word to be poetic license. Then take some license of your own and maybe write a Blue Marble sonnet. We’d love to read it.